My name is Madeline and I'm 23. My picture is of a bed intruder I once had.

vaguelyjewish:

testoster0ne:

how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.

like isn’t just like having sex idgi?

This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.

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bjerk:

can’t let the people’s elbow get dirty

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daftpostpunk:

you better pop lock and drop that attitude

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